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08 December 2007

Living For The Cash Machine!

Find your always strapped for cash?

Tempted to sell your internal organs or loved ones?

Your money wanting day's are over!!!

If like my friend Sabbie here you find yourself connected to one of these "Massively Multi-player Online Role-Playing Games", you might think your wasting vast portions of quality time that could be used perhaps for:
  • Creating a Family
  • Developing a Cure For Cancer
  • Car-Jacking
  • Bingo
If you think like me and the organization i represent, take note of the following information!

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Work For You!


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  • A4 Lining Paper
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  • Korean Slave-Child
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  • Sense Of Self Loathing
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Legal:
The Fox does not Condone Or Support Money Whoring, Online Or Offline... although donations to the "Get Rich, Rich For Life" Fund are entirely legitimate, it's very much like a charity, where i get to the spend the money for you... on me.

Because no-one's more deserving

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